Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Pakis are the experts when it comes to providing the world with bad news. Now at least they offer some (unintended) mirth in compensation. These poor, dumb bastards actually think they have invented a car that can run on water. It defies all the known laws of science. But, as you know, those laws of science were mostly discovered by Europeans and are therefore racist. Non-racist Paki science has pushed out the boundaries of human knowledge. Cars can now run on water. And not just cars. Homes, cities, spaceships, everything. Thank you, Pakis.

This is pure quackery. It must be using the battery as an energy source, but this would cause it to deplete rapidly. You'd need to buy a new battery every day or two, which would be more expensive than using standard fuel. But these Pakis are so clueless they think it's magic. What makes this even funnier is that the Paki government is taking it seriously and investing official money in the project. In the story below, note how the Minister of Religious Affairs is in charge of the Science Committee.
A Pakistani engineer has claimed to build a water-kit to run vehicles on water, leaving the world astounded and shocked.
During a demonstration in a live TV show, Engineer Agha Waqar Ahmed drove his car using water as fuel. The engineer was of the opinion that vehicles could be driven by a system fuelled by distilled water instead of petroleum products.
A sub-committee of the cabinet while praising the Water Fuel Kit Project assured the engineer of full support in launching of his innovation.
Waqar Ahmed while explaining his project said the water fuelling system was a simple technology in which ‘hydrogen bonding’ with distilled water produces hydrogen gas to run a car engine.
He claimed that a vehicle will consume one-litre water for 40 kilometers while a one-KV generator could produce electricity for two hours by one-litre water.
Minister for Religious Affairs Syed Khurshid Ahmad Shah, who heads the cabinet committee, said the Ministry of Science and Technology will fully support the Sukkur-based engineer. “The ministry and the Pakistan Engineering Council (PEC) will study the feasibility of the project as soon as possible” he added.
Earlier, he was briefed by the engineer about the project and took the matter to the federal cabinet.
In a live TV show, broadcasted on a private TV channel, the minister along with the host and a member from opposition party drove the water-kit car.
The Minister said that they would provide complete security to Engineer Waqar Ahmed, adding that the formula will also be kept in secret.
He noted, “Prime Minister Raja Pervez Ashraf and Finance Minister Hafeez Shaikh highly valued the project. We own this project and are committed to successfully completing it”.
Earlier, Minister for Science and Technology Mir Changez Khan Jamali described the concept as a pioneering effort which could play a role in overcoming the energy crisis in the country. 

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Looks like the 1001 Great Muslim Inventions exhibition will have to become the 1002 Great Muslim Inventions exhibition.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am astounded and shocked, yes I am.

Anonymous said...

Ummm... isn't this just an Hydrogen engine?

daithikent said...

me thinks the twats are indeed idiots

sheik yer'mami said...

Alchemy.

sheik yer'mami said...

Alchemy.

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